My Little Corner of the Institution

Welcome to my World
Now sit down and shut up

Here is where I will post anything that:

A: Most people won't care about(not that anyone does)

B: Most people don't want to know

C: I'm a monkey

A: Don't Care About

As all of you well know, I am the Drum Major of the Industrial High School Golden Cobra Marching Band. We had a rough start but are getting along better than before. We are starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. After people started playing their music better(but still not great) it improved 200%. We have another performance at the football game in Victoria on Friday.
Wish us luck!

B: You don't want to know
I hate English. I hate English.

Did I tell you that I hate English?

English is stupid.

wienerschnitzel is german for Tube-steak.

English is pointless.

I could graduate this year.

I don't have a date for Homecoming. My choice is taken.

They don't sell pants my size.

English is the spawn of Satan.

I am a 28" waist and a 34" inseam.

I made a 100 on my last physics homework.

I made a calculator program to do my physics homework.

Go figure.

I like physics.

I hate English.

As you can tell, I have English homework.

I know how to ride motorcyles, but not how to drive a car.

I am a great geek. And I like it that way.
I love the show music for this year.

It is very inspiring.

I am listening to it right now.

I'm broke.

I like Italian food.

C: Ummmmm.... I am a monkey

OOOH a ah ah ah ah!!!

Go to for the most laughs you'll have in a while.

Do I offend? Did I make you laugh? Cry? Do I need more monkeys? Do you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow(Monty Python....)? Tell me!